http://www.enemyofdebt.com/2009/08/david-versus-goliath-a-k-a-debt/
After I challenged Goliath I went to gather the stones for my sling shot. I was afraid but I knew if God protected me from a lion and a bear he could protect me from this man.
When I went to fight him he was dressed head to toe in armor as I only had my sling shot. I quickly grabbed a stone, placed it in my sling and started swinging it around and around.
The crowed started roaring as I hit Goliath right in the middle of his forehead and he fell to the ground. After Goliath feel I grabbed his massive sword and cut off his head; feeding it to the birds.
I was asked to bring some things to my brothers as the were fighting. Once I got there I could not believe my eyes. All of our men were hiding in fear of one giant man. I have fought lions and bears, and they are afraid of a man? I can not believe these men! If they won't fight for us I will!
News just came that our enemies have come to try and take our land. We must fight the Philistines off and keep our holy land! As I was getting ready to go fight I was told that I am too tiny to fight and I need to tend my sheep. So as my brothers go I will pray and tend to our folk.
http://www.lookandlearn.com/history-images/A006079/The-Anointing-of-David
Samuel came to my house today looking for someone. It was very strange, while I was tending my sheep each of my brothers came before him and he claimed none of them were not the person he was looking for. After he went through each of my brothers he asked my father, Jesse, if he had another son. My father answered yes and called me in. After meeting with me he said I was the one! I did not understand the reason why I was chosen, but I received his anointing with pure joy.